What kind of pirate am I?

Current result

Yarr. The software pirate is not quite as pretty. They have pimply faces and unwashed hair. Their eyes are glazed and their skin is pale and pasty. They do not do so well with yon maidens. But in ten years they will be working at Microsoft and richer than Blackbeard himself. Yarrr.

All votes

Heartthrob Pirate: 4 votes
Software Pirate: 5 votes
Crafty Ship's Captain: 2 votes
Scurvy Sea Dog: 4 votes
Woman Pirate: 4 votes