What kind of pirate am I?

Current result

Yarr. Ye won't be taking no liberties with the female buccaneer. Truly a bastion of feminism, ye woman pirate will seize ye gold, cut off ye genitals and wear them as a necklace, all before her morning grog. Empowering. Yarrr.

All votes

Heartthrob Pirate: 1 votes
Software Pirate: 1 votes
Crafty Ship's Captain: 1 votes
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Woman Pirate: 2 votes