@rumandmonkey The Super Bowl is, of course, the more well-known, surface-based sister of the Sub Bowl, an annual event held deep underground.

What kind of pirate am I?

by Benjamin

Current result


Yarr. Ye won't be taking no liberties with the female buccaneer. Truly a bastion of feminism, ye woman pirate will seize ye gold, cut off ye genitals and wear them as a necklace, all before her morning grog. Empowering. Yarrr.

All votes

Crafty Ship's Captain: 1 votes
Woman Pirate: 2 votes

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