What kind of pirate am I?

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Yarr. The scurvy sea dog has been a pirate for an extraordinary length of time - so long that they have forgotten what it's like to be yon ordinary individual. Work behind a desk? The scurvy sea dog would sooner slit your throat! Which he may do anyway. Now hand over ye gold. Yarrr.

All votes

Heartthrob Pirate: 4 votes
Software Pirate: 3 votes
Crafty Ship's Captain: 8 votes
Scurvy Sea Dog: 26 votes
Woman Pirate: 4 votes