@rumandmonkey We're off to obliterate a village. See you soon.

What kind of pirate am I?

by Benjamin

Current result

Yarr. Ye won't be taking no liberties with the female buccaneer. Truly a bastion of feminism, ye woman pirate will seize ye gold, cut off ye genitals and wear them as a necklace, all before her morning grog. Empowering. Yarrr.

All votes

Heartthrob Pirate: 3 votes
Crafty Ship's Captain: 5 votes
Scurvy Sea Dog: 2 votes
Woman Pirate: 6 votes