@rumandmonkey We're off to obliterate a village. See you soon.

What kind of pirate am I?

by Benjamin

Current result


Yarr. The heartthrob pirate is a very pretty one, with eyes like jewels and a face like a model. They spend their days looting, pillaging and looking pretty for yon ladies, who all want a piece of yon man-cutlass. Yarr.

All votes

Heartthrob Pirate: 3 votes
Software Pirate: 1 votes
Crafty Ship's Captain: 1 votes
Scurvy Sea Dog: 1 votes
Woman Pirate: 1 votes