The Dumb Drunk Retard Name Generator

What are you? a drinking slob? A dumb doorknob? A retard maybe? or possibly your stoned? well... if your parents knew you'd be born like this these would be your names.

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

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