KILLER comebacks

You are: at a party and you see your ex being called a boff/nerd being called flat chest by that son of a bitch being chatted up by a minger being dumped in front of all his mates being given death stares by that bitch being told to cheer up by an annoying stranger called by your loser ex after a break up told your clothes are weird told your hair is too short by some bitch
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