Old Person Name Generator

Confused and pissed at the modern world? Always going on about those "damn kids!" Got all the cats you can carry? Got all the old newspapers, the cramps, and the attitude? Now all you need is a name! That's right- you can have your very own Old Person Name!

Are you a Crazy ol' Cat Lady or a Crazy ol' Git?

Which generation do you belong to?

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