Paper due tomorrow? Feeling a bit ill? Just don't feel like showing up? Now, it's easy to dodge your Writing Center hours! Just use the Writing Center Excuse Generator at any time before or during your shift to crank out a beyond-reproach excuse that'll be sure to have every Tom, Dick, and Khary leaping to work your scheduled shift!
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