Sometimes it seems to me as though all fantasy heroes are really the same person. They grew up in a small town, are secretly a prince or the reincarnation of some archaic god, fall in love with a princess, and fight an evil king whose name sounds suspiciously like either Satan or Sauron. Here your chance to pick up a sword of some kind and kill something that isn't quite an orc.
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