The World's Best Penis Name Generator!

Welcome to the World's Best Penis Name Generator!*
You've tried the rest, now try the best!

*Claim based on absolutely nothing. May be a
slight possibility that it's untrue.

P.S. I want more than 5000 hits before this goes
onto some other page and is killed forever. At
least click that button, whatever you do.

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...