Ever wanted to be called one of those absolutely vomit-worthy nicknames but dont have a sickifyingly cute love interest?
Now for the fabulous price of "Nothing at All" you can see how it feels... call 1-800-sickify and for a small fee we can arrange for your nickname to be used in public.
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