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The Fake Illness Generator

Greetings completly healthy person! Is this one of those days where you just wish you were sick so you could avoid doing [insert thing you wish to avoid doing here]? If it is, you've come to the right place! You may have come here healthy, but you'll leave frightfully ill with a malady you probably can't pronounce! Huzza!

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