The Horribly Tacky Pick-up Line Generator

Finally, a convenient way to come up with a line so smooth it'll get you punched/arrested at your local club!

DISCLAIMER: I'm not responsible if you actually try using your line...!


Tip: Try both your blog name and your first name. Also, if you're bi be sure and check out both your "into girls" line and your "into guys" line!

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

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