The Custom Drunken-Cussout Generator

Ever get the urge to have crass things that make no sense yelled at you by an angry drunk when you're nowhere near a bar? No? Well, now you can anyway! Warning: this may offend some people...

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

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