Aaarh, matey! So ye lust for the open sea and the saltwater spray in yer face, a fast frigate beneath yer boots and a fat merchantship downwind? Ye hunger for the fleshpots of Tortuga and a tankard of fiery rum in yer paw? Well, none of that is likely, but you can still have a very cool pirate name to fuel your fantasies.
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