We've all wanted to have ballads written about us at one time or another. We've grown up in the shadows of figures like Buffalo Bill, Wild Bill, Salvation Bill, and others, nearly half of whom aren't named Bill.
Now you can join these legendary types, WHETHER YOUR NAME IS BILL OR NOT! It'll be cool. Oh, by the way, I'd advise you use all three of your names. Bitch.
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