The "totally gay nickname Carl would give you" Name Generator
You have a beautiful spouse, adorable children, a house and a dog ... but your life is far from complete.
You need to know/achieve one more thing. One more final thing: You need to know what terrible nickname Carl would give you if you actually spoke to him, or even knew him.
Well ... you mustn't wait any longer!
First and last name please. You must be "this" tall to enter this sandbox.