Shakespearean insult generator

Ah, Shakespeare. The lord of comedy, drama, and tragedy. He also was the lord of one other thing.
The king of insults. But now, if you use the generator you see below you, you too can call someone a distempered dog-hearted cutpurse. Yes, if you enter the name of the person you wish to insult, and click the button, our complex system of monkeys with typewriters will help you generate your very own barb from the bard.

Which generation do you belong to?

What do you currently do in life?

What is your deepest desire?

What,would you say, is your strongest quality?

What role do you play in your friendships?

How often do you work out?

Why did you take this test?

What do you dream about when you sleep?

If you were an animal, what would you be?

Do you have a bucket list?

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Now enter your name and click the button:

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