Ah, Shakespeare. The lord of comedy, drama, and tragedy. He also was the lord of one other thing.
The king of insults. But now, if you use the generator you see below you, you too can call someone a distempered dog-hearted cutpurse. Yes, if you enter the name of the person you wish to insult, and click the button, our complex system of monkeys with typewriters will help you generate your very own barb from the bard.
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