The Monty Python Character Generator

WHAT IS YOUR NAME? There are some who call me Tim. Tim the enchanter.
WHAT IS YOUR QUEST? I have set out to answer the single most important question that haunts us all: If you were a character from an obscure 70's British comedy troupe, which thrillingly exciting one would you be?
WHAT IS THE AIRSPEED VELOCITY OF AN UNLADEN SWALLOW? What do you mean? An African or European swallow? I- I DON'T KNOW THAT!!!!!

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