The House of Lords Name Generator

Congratulations on your appointment to the UK House of Lords.

However, as you are probably aware, you will never get anywhere with a name like yours. It is therefore only fitting that you be awarded a more suitable name to use in your austere new position. Type in your current name below to receive it.

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

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