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Be an amazing Jazz Musician

Ever wanted to achieve the glamour and kudos - not to mention the supreme coolness - of a chain-smoking, heroin-addicted film-noir jazz star...? If you be-bopped til the early hours of the morning what would be your name? Find out...

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