The drunk and headed to the looney bin if you don't clean up your act name generator

Have you ever wondered what your name would be if you were a drunk, semi-lunatic who crashed all the greatest parties, fucked all the coolest b-list celebs, and got so drunk you could have sworn you made out with your own mother? then this test is for you! it's still under consturuction though so keep comin' back for more unbelievably accurate names!

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

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