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Rebirth machine

by Michael Gaddass

Should you enter your name into this space, then you shall be reborn as the person that the computer creates, and lead their life. We must warn you, their is a high chance that you may be reborn with a horrible name, or you may be reborn as a member of the opposite sex, but we can't help you their, and some perverts would be quite happy with titties. I hold no responsibility for any buttons pressed other then back, close or shutdown, or ctrl+alt+del.

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