The Birth Defect Name Generator

Don't know what to name your disfunctional family's latest birth defect? No problem! Just type that lil' bastards last name in there and we'll get it a new name that will make the world laugh at it even more.

Which generation do you belong to?

What do you currently do in life?

What is your deepest desire?

What,would you say, is your strongest quality?

What role do you play in your friendships?

How often do you work out?

Why did you take this test?

What do you dream about when you sleep?

If you were an animal, what would you be?

Do you have a bucket list?

Pick one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:


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