The Monkey with a Gun Name Generator

Have you ever watched on the TV a new aboout a monkey who had shot a lot of guys and wondered: "Boy, I wish I coul have that kind of fun too"?
Well, good for you, because now you can finally get a name that people can call you in your dreams while they are being slaughtered!
Just incert your name at the generator and you'll receive your name and gun. And remember what people say: "A monkey with a gun will probably kill himself. A monkey with two guns will probably kill everyone around it."

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

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