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The Ostentatious Subdivision Name Generator

by Theobroma

That lovely old farm is gone. The woods have been torn up by the roots. The babbling brook has been re-routed underground.

In their place someone has plopped a bunch of enormous cheesy mansions practically overnight. There's a massive gilded sign at the entrance to this abomination.

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