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Which college mascot are you?

by Tanner Welch

Bobcats, Tigers, Bulldogs. We are all familiar with the mascots of the more famous schools in the US. Well now is your chance to live out that dream of putting on a suit and making a total ass of yourself. You just need a good mascot...

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