The Kodiak Name Generator

Would you like to become the newest member of the backwater underpopulated wal-mart infested town known as Kodiak Alaska? Do you love fish? No? Too bad yer here now and yer trapped bitch.

Which generation do you belong to?

What do you currently do in life?

What is your deepest desire?

What,would you say, is your strongest quality?

What role do you play in your friendships?

How often do you work out?

Why did you take this test?

What do you dream about when you sleep?

If you were an animal, what would you be?

Do you have a bucket list?

Pick one of the below. You are...

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