The Kodiak Name Generator

Would you like to become the newest member of the backwater underpopulated wal-mart infested town known as Kodiak Alaska? Do you love fish? No? Too bad yer here now and yer trapped bitch.

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

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