If you were some random household object...

Use this Name Generator to figure out what you would be if you were never born and were instead created as some thing to serve some family until you get all crappy and old and get thrown out and... Oh, just type in your name.

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

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