The Midget Swordsman Name Generator

Do you gaze longingly at the short people in this world and wish your were born with their birth defect so you can be there height?

Do you run around with daggers and attack others claiming you are wielding a mighty sword?

If yes (to both), then this name generator is for you!

Simple choose whether you be Man or Man (there are no Women Midget Swordsmen, look at the name - and don't pester me to do a Midget Swordswoman Name Generator, it will come in good time, enter your name, and we shall shrinkify you!!

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

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