Sweden is not just p0rn and fair-haired girls. Sweden is so much more! Elks and mosquitos, bright night, lakes, dalahorses and folk-music. It's Abba-land and home to amazing creatures such as Pipi Longstockings and Dolph Lundgren. As you now are on your way to become a genuine Swede you should know this: Thiss is hou menny Sveedeesh peepel speek van dey ahr trajing toh bee kool. Kool ass ais. Joo batter gett yoosed too it!
Now go get your name! I know you want it!
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