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Your Shelter Cat Dream Name

The only thing worse than the conditions at the animal shelter is the horrible name they gave you. Why give you a name at all if it's going to be something like Whiskers or Fluffy? Maybe one day you'll be adopted, and you'll have a decent title like . . .

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