The Cheerleader Machine
So, you want to be a cheerleader? You've come to the right place. Simply put your first and last name into the space below and you'll (almost) instantly become the gorgeous, flirty, busty, facetious cheerleader you wish you were!
*WARNING* This machine WILL give any male who uses it a sex change. Not that there's anything wrong with that. You'll be just as cheerful and vapid as the rest of the ladies.