Okay, guess what?
No, guess again.
Okay, I'll just tell you. Your pick-up lines suck. Really bad. I mean really really bad. So, I've decided that as a public service, I will give you better pick up lines.
Through a great breakthrough in scientific technonlogy, I can finally bring you your own personalized, perfect pick-up line by just knowing your name! It's really quite amazing.
Unless you like to give donations... Give me a ring...
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