Your Real Name

The name you have been using for your whole life is not your real name. Your parents and teachers and friends are all lying toyou and then laughing behind your back. Learn your new name so you can shove it in their faces. Those bastards.

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

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