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The Star Trek Alien Name Generator

Let's face it, the human characters in Star Trek are pansy-ass weaklings with a penchant for opaque lycra body stockings. Okay, so mostly it's the weakling part we disapprove of, although could Jonathan Frakes please put some goddamn clothes on? But the point is, everyone really wants to be one of those funky Star Trek baddies. The ones with polystyrene on their heads and itty bitty beady little eyes.

And now you can!

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