The Star Trek Alien Name Generator

Let's face it, the human characters in Star Trek are pansy-ass weaklings with a penchant for opaque lycra body stockings. Okay, so mostly it's the weakling part we disapprove of, although could Jonathan Frakes please put some goddamn clothes on? But the point is, everyone really wants to be one of those funky Star Trek baddies. The ones with polystyrene on their heads and itty bitty beady little eyes.

And now you can!

Enter your puny human moniker below:

Which generation do you belong to?

What do you currently do in life?

What is your deepest desire?

What,would you say, is your strongest quality?

What role do you play in your friendships?

How often do you work out?

Why did you take this test?

What do you dream about when you sleep?

If you were an animal, what would you be?

Do you have a bucket list?

Pick one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:


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