Rejected RPG Weapon Generator

Hello, traveler! Welcome to Wiggy Burgerwam's Used Weapons and Other Things of Doom. I hear you're off to slay the Dragon Who Eats Purple Jell-O, and you're going to need the right weapon for the job. But wait! Do not look around, for with my all majikal Eye of Gnomeness will I determine what weapon you seek. Please give me your name, and I shall work my impy wonders.

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

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