The Evil Penguin Name Generator
Aaah! Penguins have started their plot to take over the world, but that's all anybody knows. Except the penguins themselves of course. You are given a high-tech outfit that will disguise you as a penguin, so that you can spy on them and figure out their plan.
Oh no! You have the suit, but you don't have a name for yourself to blend in with the penguins! That's where this generator comes in.