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The Kingdom of Sminth Name Generator

by Sminth

The kingdom of Sminth is a tiny country of which I am the undisputed matriarch, existing in the three or so feet of my personal space. I randomly assign titles and new patriotic names to those who wish to be my subjects, thus adding them to the kingdom and declaring myself the new ruler of their own personal space. Which pretty much means I am allowed to touch you wherever I want. WHEREVER I want.

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