The Flying Squirrel Name Generator

There are Flying Squirrels, known around here as SuperWee's. If you would like to be one of said squirrels, all you have to do is take the following pledge:
I pledge Allegiance to the Flying Squirrels of America, and Most of all, the the Great Merle of Texas.

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

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