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17th Century Death Generator

You know you were born in the wrong century. You long for a simpler time, when men were men, women were beautiful, and sheep were sheep. The 17th century is that time, with the birth of modern society, science, philosophy, art . . . and a whole lot of nasty ways to die. Find out how you would have died in the 17th century.

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