Ah, to be a writer. To pen the words that can shake the ages, and melt the heart of the coldest person; to write a sonnet, declaring your love, or to put your marvelous ideas down on paper; while you may pass on; they will forever live.
So now you want to cover up your real name and turn away all the credit.
Lucky you; I have decided to help you get pushed into anonymity. Simply type in your actual name in the box below, and I'll give you a name that is easy to forget and you will be able to have peace and quiet, not fame and fortune.
Personally, I'm beginning to wonder if there's something wrong with you.
I'll help anyway, though. But do hurry up. I haven't got all day.
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