The Cantankerously Nostalgic Old Coot Name Generator

Is your given name too trendy, too "pop-star," or are you just pissed that your laissez-faire, new-age parents named you after a geographical location that has no significant meaning to either yourself or them (they just thought it "sounded pretty")?
See what your name would have been had you been born back when everything wasn't so damn expensive, the world wasn't run by computers and a Yooha or Goggle or whatever confarded thing you call 'em, and a Dakota was one of two states rather than every fourth child born.

Which generation do you belong to?

What do you currently do in life?

What is your deepest desire?

What,would you say, is your strongest quality?

What role do you play in your friendships?

How often do you work out?

Why did you take this test?

What do you dream about when you sleep?

If you were an animal, what would you be?

Do you have a bucket list?

Pick one of the below. You are...

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