The Cantankerously Nostalgic Old Coot Name Generator
Is your given name too trendy, too "pop-star," or are you just pissed that your laissez-faire, new-age parents named you after a geographical location that has no significant meaning to either yourself or them (they just thought it "sounded pretty")?
See what your name would have been had you been born back when everything wasn't so damn expensive, the world wasn't run by computers and a Yooha or Goggle or whatever confarded thing you call 'em, and a Dakota was one of two states rather than every fourth child born.
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