The Name My Friend Alice Would Give You If She Was High On Apple Bubblegum

I know I shouldn't have left that army sized pack of bubblegum downstairs on show but I was trying to get my new grandma up the stairs to the cellar - we just bought her on Ebay. GOd that site rocks man!
Anyway, if you would like to know what Alice thinks your name is, then do it now before the effects of the Hubba Bubba wear off!!