The Name-Your-Boobs Machine!

Hello. I bet you are wondering what to name your boobs. Because everyone is doing it. Or if you have already named your boobs, you probably didn't give them the right name, the PROPER name... their RIGHTFUL NAAAME. So here. Find your boobs' names.

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

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