The Depressed French Consumptive Whore Name Generator

*coughcough* Have you ever imagined yourself lying languidly on a daybed, coughing little spurts of blood into a small hanky crumpled in your hand? Do you rent yourself out to wealthy bourgeois patrons with important positions in French society? Do you appear in a book/play/movie where you let out a small cough at some point towards the very beginning, successfully notifying the reader/audience that you will be dead by the end of the book/play/movie? If you answered yes to any of these, then congratulations, you are a depressed French consumptive whore! Help yourself to a name befitting your status.

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If you were an animal, what would you be?

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