The Jake Weber Fan Name Generator

Well, well, well. Are you one of us? The gushing, drooling mass that yells "I love you Jake!" instead of a proper noun like Johnny or Orlando? (OK, we aren't a gushing, drooling mass-- in general.) But still! We're more cultured then those, Depp or Bloom fans, so nyah!

Either way, ever-wondered what our beloved Jake Weber would think of you if you yelled some unavoidably cliched fan line? Well, now you can find out loves. Yes, now you can find out what he'll think of you, for that brief second.

(WARNING: This is in no way affiliated with the talent of Jake Weber. Damn. Oh yeah, and this only works for female fans!)

Which generation do you belong to?

What do you currently do in life?

What is your deepest desire?

What,would you say, is your strongest quality?

What role do you play in your friendships?

How often do you work out?

Why did you take this test?

What do you dream about when you sleep?

If you were an animal, what would you be?

Do you have a bucket list?

Pick one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:


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